THIS FRESH BLOOD: Don’t Breathe (2016)

Original Post Date: 01.04.17

I watched the trailer for the movie when it came out and since it did not impress me, I decided to wait for the DVD instead of going to the movies for it. Fast-forward a couple of months to today. Today, after work, I went to Target (not a sponsor) and by the check-out they had a bunch of affordable DVD’s and, lo and behold, this little fella was looking at me screaming with her eyes “Take me, take me!”. So I did.

Don’t Breathe (2016) was a really entertaining movie and I am glad it is part of my collection now. (01.04.17, 8:33pm PT)

If you have seen at least the trailer, then you know the movie is about a group of low-life criminals who burglarize the house of a blind man. Things go sour and the owner of the house suddenly has the upper hand. Good? Well my weirdo, there’s more, and of course I am not going to ruin it for you but (but!) I will say this:

1.       The owner of the house was H-O-T. I repeat, /eɪtʃ/, /oʊ/, /ti/. If you fancy men, then you are going to be as mesmerized about his physique just as I was. 10 out 10 do recommend.

2.       I need to move to Detroit and invest in real state like right now. I would love to have my studio in the basement, in the dark, dark basement –so spacious and pitch-black!

3.       And, and… nope, I refuse to spoil it for you. This “thing” was done really well, and with taste. Evidence:

dontbreathe.jpg
dontbreathe2.jpg
dontbreathe3.jpg

This fresh blood made me crave Thanksgiving food.

- Marath